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Curry sends Cavs to the vinda-loo - Exclusive

At least two Cavaliers reported in worse for wear after eating what they claimed was a dodgy Brick Lane curry.

The whole squad took a trip down to the curry house after the HAC game and most enjoyed their meal.

But at least three complainents said the following morning that they had chronic Delhi bellies.

"I had the Chicken Tikka Jalfrezi and my harris is s***ing napalm through the eye of a needle," said S Foster. "I've never felt so dodgy."

Added J Wise: "Curry was great but feel rough as f**k now. Does anybody else feel like they ate something dodgy?"

But speaking in defence of the curry house, J Handford replied: "I too had the Chicken Tikka Bhuna... alas my 'aris is in fine working order. I reckon the two lads need to spend six weeks in India, that will tune your insides to anything that Brick Lane can throw at you."

The manager of the curry house declined to comment.