Upper Sixth miss Players and Jesters game

From St Georges to Boy George's

On the day that the Harpenden Cavaliers recorded their first non-touring victory for over a year, there were two players mysteriously missing.

Sources close to the club have exclusively revealed to this website that the offending truants were spotted amongst 35,000 fellow revellers at the "Big Gay Out" Pride event in Finsbury Park.

Said Marco from Big Brother, "Oooooh, they were dressed up to the nines. One even had a hat on and they both went mad to the Cheeky Girls."