jGower's Goss - Bowled Over

Notts bad - Nottingham tour
How the hell did he do it? He'd had too much too drink, he wasn't into the tunes and he looked miserable. Why would any girl want it - let alone a fit, teenage nurse. But when there's girls, this man comes to life. Bit like myself really. And he doesn't wear Hawaiian shirts for nothing, does he?! His night consisted of tantric sex, champagne and telling his room mate to kip somewhere else. And I'm told he was still at it the next day - defying Cavs team orders of no action at least 48 hours before a match. When he walked through the lobby of the hotel the next day with 20 pairs of eyes looking at the nurse's derrier, he must have felt lilke the proudest man on Earth. He was asleep in the back of a car 45 mins later on arrival the game though.. Bags, I salute you.

Jersey Cows - Jersey tour
Having spent three years on the mainland, with Bags the only Cav able to claim any success, the squad headed for sunnier climes hoping that a change of scenery would bring about better fortunes. In the end, the Goat got jiggy with a lanky banker, Bazmario did all the hard work and got unlucky with his hotel room key, and a Lower managed to share a dance with a Polish student. The next tour's to Thailand then.

Hat's off - Bournemouth tour
There's even less to say about this tour than Jersey. If the Hat hadn't sweet-talked his way into the affections of a young lady on the Saturday night, as everyone headed home, there would've been nothing to report. He couldn't get her in the hotel swimming pool though, I'm told.