SECTION 1 : The Cavalier in You

Playing

Most wickets taken in single game :
Highest run tally :
Appearences for the Cavaliers :
Percentage of Catches Taken
Won a Cavaliers Award? Never Other Clubman

Off the field : Yes/No

Ever missed a wedding / big family function for a game ?
Ever 'Done the Teas' ?
Ever downed more than half a bottle of wine for the Cavs ?
Do you own a set of pads, batting gloves and bat ?
Ever had to borrow a box ?
Ever organised a Cavaliers Cricket Tour ?

SECTION 2 : Cavaliers on the Road

2.1 Tour Appearences

Which of these HCCC Tours have you been on?_______

1998 Minehead
the unofficial scrumpy tour
1999 Cheltenham
the snogging tour
2000 Nottingham
the towny tour
2001 Bournemouth
the beach tour
2002 Jersey
the singing tour
2003 London Thames
the thames tour
2004 Yeovil
the classic tour

2.2 Tour Behaviour

Have you ever thrown-up on tour due to excessive alcohol?
Have you ever had a close escape with the law?
Have you ever played for the opposition whilst on tour?v
Have you ever snogged on tour whilst single?
Have you ever snogged on tour whilst partnered up?

SECTION 3 : Cavaliers in the Community

Cav Question 3.1....
You are unselected for a Cavaliers game yet are near to the ground and free during the match. Do you....
a Visit a DIY superstore (perhaps Homebase), a garden centre or catch up on some home improvements.
b Take a slow stroll around the boundary with the ladyfriend as a token gesture. Waltz over to the lads, eat a couple of sausage rolls and then get home for Antiques Roadshow.
c Arrive at the ground a few minutes into play eager to score, rally your fellow Cavaliers and help with the teas?

Cav Question 3.2....
You are on tour and you unexpectedly find the big final day clashes with a relatives birthday bash. Do you...
a

Sod the Purples. Go to bed early the night before, iron your shirt, tie and trousers and set the alarm for 8am. This means you are at least 3 hours early to help out with the arrangements.
b Make a one-hour call and plead with the relatives. Feel guilty for missing out back home.
c Stay on tour, score a Cavaliers fifty, get hammered in the bar, dance on a podium in the local nightclub and wish you could be on tour forever. You're never going home.

Cav Question 3.3....
You are playing away at Essendon. They lay on several post-match beers, a barbeque and female DJ. As dusk falls, do you...
a Call it a night, get the good-lady to pick you up and return home for a DVD / take-away whilst hastily trying to sober up.
b Sensibly leave your car at the ground and share a lift back home for a few beers down Billys Bar.
c Down a couple of alco-pops and excitedly drive back past Knebworth at 90mph ignoring the please of scared Cavs in the rear. Buy two crates of continental lager, an ounce of weed and spend two hours partying down 'The Stables'.

Cav Question 3.4....
It is the end of another succesfull Cavaliers season. To celebrate free sundays for the next eight months, you decide to treat the lady-friend to a meal out. Do you...
a Book a posh local restaurant for a romantic meal. Somewhere far away from the lads and cricket memories - Darcy's, for example.
b With cricket loyalties still in mind, book a cosy 2-ball at the 'Eppercorn and hope that you bump in to a fellow Cavalier for cricket-chat inbetween courses.
c Book the nearest Italian restaurant and secure a deal on carafs of house vino. Inbetween, and during courses, stand on your chair and chant 'Drink with me...' toasts before downing full glasses of plonk. Throw any remaining pizza / lasagne remains at your partner. Pinnochios or La Porchetta perhaps.

Cav Question 3.5....
Your wife is expecting her first child on the same day as the Hollybush Home game AND your brother's Wedding. Do you...
a Let the Capitano know a good month in advance that you will be unavailable for the game. Get your suit measured, hotel booked and hope the good-lady is a couple of weeks late as you love a good wedding night.
b Keep your fingers crossed that the nipper arrives early as you want revenge badly against the Bush. Create a cricket-ball proof net for the pram.
c Book an early August date for an elective cesarean at a private hospital (the HCCC treasurer will provide funds for this), ask your brother to move his wedding to a saturday and book a saucy Swedish babysitter. The ladyfriend will need to be freed up to do the teas, scoring and watch 'dad' hit his first Cavaliers ton.

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